This Is Fascinating

If you like stripper tits and bronzer.

 

I'm happy and on the value menu.

 

She needs nothing. If I ever hit the lottery, I’m going to try and rent her for a weekend.

 

Don't you have a fag to suck on?

 

Yeah...consumed using her body as the lunch table.

 

Crochet?

 

Wasn't there a thread a while back about people being used as furniture?

 

Cortez was talking about a stripper he knew using a naked Jewish guy as a coffee table. Sucks that Cortez left, I don’t know if he was completely full of shit or not but he had some great stories.

I’d definitely 2xITB the Instaho. But there’s about a million of those. Wonder what she charges. There’s a page called “tag the sponsor” where they troll these girls. Googleplex it. It’s pretty fucked up but hilarious.

 

Thought it came out that coffee table guy was actually cortez?

 

Thank you.

 

That is one of my winter activities

 

His life is based on a somewhat true story.

 

Duh, you're a girl.

 

I am an old lady.
But I am pretty hot.

Now get off my lawn.

 

It's quite popular with female crew on the broadway tours. Lots of down time between shows they get the sticks out.

 

Crochet is a hook.

Knitting is two sticks.

 

Duh. I'm a guy.

 

Man some of y’all really have issues with women.

It’s a pretty girl putting pics of herself on the internet. So? Don’t like it, don’t look at it.

 

I thought they brought the sticks out to give you a beat down, as you try your next move.