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School a stranger, not me, on Viagra

Discussion in 'General' started by speedluvn, Aug 9, 2018.

  1. pjzocc

    pjzocc Well-Known Member

    Most legit online pharmacies will have an MD in staff to review your medical history and ask the usual questions. But you can’t just “order” it without a doc prescribing it from US sources.

    Canada is fine. I wouldn’t trust anything ANYTHING from China or India. Too many counterfeit meds coming from those countries online.

    Viagra has a generic now, the only ED med with one. Cialis has a 36 hour effect but you’re not walking around with a 36 hour stiffy. If you DO, head to the emergency room- seriously.

    Headaches, facial flushing, runny nose, changes in vision fields most common side effects across all agents. If you have no real issues with getting a boner it’s not really gonna do much for you, but some anecdotal evidence that Viagra can help with premature ejaculation. I’d guess the success is similar across as well. Again, no hard evidence. (Yes I did that on purpose).

    Many US online pharmacies doing compounded sildenefil in chew tabs and sublingual dosage forms. Check out Doughertys in Morrisville NY.

    pJZocc, RPh.
     
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  2. rd49

    rd49 Well-Known Member

    Oh sure what the hell do you know you registered pharmacist. :D
     
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  3. speedluvn

    speedluvn Man card Issuer

    So . . . you got any free samples just lying around? It’s for a friend, seriously!
     
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  4. speedluvn

    speedluvn Man card Issuer

    That he has free samples laying around that are close to the “best used by date” that he should get rid of ASAP!
     
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  5. Funkm05

    Funkm05 Dork

    Has anyone put more beeb effort into actually trying to get laid? I mean, there’s Toe, but he has no actual chance.
     
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  6. AJ

    AJ Well-Known Member

    I eat the 6$ protein style carl's jr burgers and wait 30 minutes. WAF approved. No short term side affects:)
     
  7. speedluvn

    speedluvn Man card Issuer

    WAF approved o_O?
     
  8. speedluvn

    speedluvn Man card Issuer

    Ah, yes. There have been a couple.
     
  9. cha0s#242

    cha0s#242 Ignorance and prejudice and fear walk hand in hand

    How about stick a finger up his butt ?
     
  10. lee955i

    lee955i The Traveling Gnome

    Well, the beeb never disappoints.. LOL!!
     
  11. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab AI Version

    I had a friend who had to have an undescended testicle removed and they offered to install what he said was a small ping pong ball to make things look normal. He skipped it.
    I thought it would have made a nice novelty.
     
  12. onenut

    onenut Well-Known Member

    They said you can get a prosthetic one put in in Europe when I lost mine, I always wondered if I could get an extra and be like ET "extra testicle"
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  13. pjzocc

    pjzocc Well-Known Member

    Probably THE most asked question I get from people!

    No.


    We don’t get the samples, the docs do. And now it’s more like a free trial coupon accompanied by a prescription. Very few actual drug samples out there anymore.

    Happy humping!!!

    (To your “friend”)
     
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  14. pjzocc

    pjzocc Well-Known Member


    “onenut”

    :crackup:




    (not being disrespectful... that’s just funny though!)


    hashtag could’ve gone with unicycle or

    hashtag oneballnostrikes
     
  15. tony 340

    tony 340 Well-Known Member

    I remember when viagra first came out.

    My buddies and i were in our senior year of high school....and as luck would have it our one buddy thats always pulling pranks....his dad.....was a pharma sales rep. With a bunch of ssmples.

    So 6 of us got the bright idea to take them 1st thing in the morning most of us were 17......damn that was dumb. Could have hung 5lb barbell off my dick at lunchtime.....fucker was still going strong.

    That being said....watch your dose. Stuff works for 100% certainty.

    At 1st it was kinda funny but then a couple hours went by and i was all red and hot and for the life of me that fucker wouldnt go away.
     
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  16. Phl218

    Phl218 .

    Ice-t had his bulldog some rubber nuts installed after the oem were removed
     
  17. Phl218

    Phl218 .

    2x ?
     
  18. speedluvn

    speedluvn Man card Issuer

    AFIDB1X for who? o_O
     
  19. cha0s#242

    cha0s#242 Ignorance and prejudice and fear walk hand in hand

    Yeah, I mean, if only one doesn't work, why the hell not ?
     
  20. GixxerJohn011

    GixxerJohn011 Well-Known Member

    Somebody lost one at one of my high school golf tournaments.
    The short version is a golf ball traveled about 240 yards while never getting more than 15 feet in the air...it was moving to say the least...right up until it hit his teammate in the nuts. Poor dude was projectile vomiting immediately, ripped sack and exploded testicle. Full on flashy box ride straight to surgery.

    He literally took one for the team as the shot was headed out of bounds. Poor guy was already done but had gone back out to watch his buddy play the last couple holes.
     

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