Racers/Trackday Riders Beware: John Cook/ Trackday Winner

I’m going to go on Facebook and state that I’m the fastest racer in the history of WERA.

Then I’ll go through my friends list and block anyone that could argue otherwise.

Apparently that is the way it works. You can portray yourself in any light you want on the internet, telling only your side of story, then just block anyone who might disagree.

If nobody can disagree, then it must be true.

 

It's also easier to have lots of "new" friends when you're the type that puts on a good show on the surface, but are a real piece of shit underneath. This is why everyone that really knows somebody like this hates them so they have no close friends, no "inner circle".

 

You're getting a letter too. I was way faster than you before you even knew racing existed.

 

I told my 6 year old to take a break from her book while she was on the pot or she’d get toilet polio.

“Mom, what’s toilet polio? Is that when my legs go all fizzy when I am reading in here?”

 

I'm pretty sure every time I rented a transponder from WERA they gave me the slow one...... And in turn tried to defecation on my character

 

Fucking awesome.

 

It's from the film 'Inside Man'. Guy was a NAZI collaborator who spent the rest of his life trying to both hide it and make up for it.

 

Inside Man? the main dude... Arthur Chase, founded his bank by doing business with Nazis in WWII. had some documents hidden away in an unmarked safety deposit box. spent a life time doing charity trying to wash it all away. Clive Owen breaks into the bank to steal it the documents to expose him of his misdeeds. Leaves a trail of breadcrumbs for Denzel to follow (he's the detective) which leads to him discovering war crimes...

come on man.

 

You can leave bread crumbs for the Mango....he needs pie crumbs...

 

Why do I get the feeling there's a bike stand sitting like this involved in that photo?'

 

I feel like you may be indicating that someone in this thread violates the watertight integrity of their person with a Pitbull stand handle.

 

And its a Suzuki

 

Im sorry someone shit on you... that is actually a fetish for some!

 

I think more people would believe mango touched dupantis's peepee, than would believe you're the fastest wera racer