***BOOM***

Go the fireworks.

Whatchy'all blowin up for the 4th?

I have a half dozen 1" and 1-1/2" cakes.
Some 3' bottle rockets
2/3/4/5/6" mortars

Gonna add more to the pile on Sunday.

Should be fun!

 

Nothing. I work too hard for my money to piss it away on fireworks. Besides...the dogs hate them.

 

Yer gonna put yer eye out.

 

Couldn't pass up this deal......

 

The place near me has a $2k box of fire works called "grounds for divorce"

 

I was thinking this thread was complete shit but then I read that and I want that so bad I got a semi!!!!

 

Found the picture

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There's a video on Youtube of a guy lighting a bottle rocket from his butthole. Good times.

 

And I thought this was a bombshell MM breaks leg in training crash.

 

My man!

 

Only one? I would expect to find quite a few.

 

I will do what I do every year.....

I'll drink some beers

I'll catch a neighbors yard on fire

I'll get the cops called on me

I will go to the ER


The end

 

when you search "bottle in butthole" you'll get all kinds of interesting results huh?

 

I've got 5.56 and 9mm fireworks planned.

 

One of them big rockets. Never took off. Just burned his junk. Lol

 

My favorite part of the 4th is on the 5th. When I can read about all the dipshits who blew themselves up.

 

I need a map.

 

I thought this was about LeBron James, when it's about Jason Pierre-Paul.

Continue on.

 

You’re welcome.