"Tom Sucks" is an early 2000's running joke. Dave doesn't hate him. And I was saying "no, we don't need him back."
It's after 9:00 PM in France. Shouldn't you have already been to Golden Corral for the 4:00 buffet and be in bed by now?
I sure as shit aren't. Only death by drunk posting I "helped" was that wack job with the F@ck you tattoo who would go all insane via the mix off pills and booze. I'm not jesus, I let the sinners sin stupid.
I have a related story that actually has a connection to AMA Roadracing, but I'm too lazy to type it out. You will have to be satisfied with Dave's stories of stool.
I was at a chinese restaurant a year or so back and there was a couple free ranging their jizz and egg genetic creations all around the place. Yelling and screaming and taking food off the plates and eating it with their hands. So the one snags an egg roll off the plate with one hand and is holding his dick with the other and shoots off towards the back of the restaurant. Maybe 5 minutes later he comes back eating his eggroll and announces to his parents "I dropped my eggroll in the toilet." "Did you wash your han . . . you eating the eggroll?" "Yeap." Always thought it'd be a great name for a thread or a 6th album.
Dang...I'd forgotten about Rich. Nice guy, net him at Barber several years ago. Obstinate after drinking...which was frequent.
Damn, I thought I had seen everything when I saw French kid (grown ass, I'm talking 15-16) fish his toothbrush out of a hotel toilet and use it.