Man, it's getting weird and aggro around here anymore. Where's the fun? Where's the Tom Sucks (and he does)? Where's the stupid that leaves you laughing for hours? I blame the Russians. Anyways, was up in Maryland last weekend and broke one of the basic rules in life: Never look down into the poop vault in a port-o-john. Among the usual selection of corn off the cob, coiled up and ready to strike colon cobras and what the f did I eat last night ass volcano lava fields was a pair of raybans perched majestically on a magnificent turd that stan marsh would have called zurich to report, the tip of the chunkie candy bar resembling turd sticking out of the bridge like a raisin and peanut filled nose. Must have been a person right before me because no one had really had a chance to pile on the ass gravy. This still haunts me. Why didn't the person fish out the sunglasses? Was the person looking all cool wearing the sunglasses while taking a Rush 2112 and then got up to witness their prog rock master piece only to have their glasses join it sailing in a sea of blue liquid? Should I have fished them out and given them to the ref who gave my kid a yellow card as a peace offer (and given him pink eye)? and then there's the brand new bucket that was in the trash that I should have dug out but that's for another time.
Wayfarers or a nice set of aviators? I wish others could write with the same imagery you incorporate into your storytelling... I feel like I was there - like I could smell the aroma.
That's it ? No references to your penis, your angry inch, your purple headed yogurt slinger ? Man, you're slipping. And lay off the Rush bashing, Rumpleshithead
How do you look in there long enough to take full inventory of what's in the hole? And I don't get the title of the thread: what egg roll?
WTF is up with the egg roll?? Is it lost? Did you eat it? Was it just a teaser? Typo? New term for a mud baby? WTF ABOUT THE EGG ROLL?!?!?!!
I had time while throwing a wizz so, why not. It was the handicapped shit shed so there was no side urinal. I'll explain the eggroll later.
It was a given that he was there doing his roll as wingman but his recollection on how far down the glasses were was off. His depth perception kinda sucks since he only has one eye and shit. Wait, I'll let him type his response, give me a second: sxd vthhgj ,uwerr
Shlimp flied lice. That has nothing to do with this thread. I just like saying it. It makes me chuckle.
Wayfarers which is ironic if you think about it. Wayfarers were originally designed for sailing and this discarded pair was sailing the calm lake of blue poo water on a colon catamaran.
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