Not The Onion?

Ukraine's dolphin army in 'patriotic hunger strike' after Russian capture.










I think we need a thread of onion worthy articles that are actually true.

 

Man allegedly used change of address form to move UPS headquarters to his Apartment

 

Not gonna lie: I'm impressed.

 

By their stupidity or him thinking it would work?

 

Impressed with him. It worked long enough.

 

Police raid home of man who posted pictures of his mushroom dinner on facebook.

 

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/lo...for-dumping-200000-of-manure-on-ex-boss-lawn/

 

Wow.
That's some high level vindictiveness.

 

And fake...

 

This was a link below...

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/ha...zed-after-his-penis-gets-stuck-in-giant-clam/

 

We want the good stuff, not the fake stuff.

Like: Principal apologizes to black students over 'party like its 1776' prom theme

And

Hitler not alive on the moon, study confirms

 

Epic fail by the administrator. He should have pointed out that yes slavery was horrible but in 1776 a country was created that stopped slavery and is one of the best places in the world for the ancestors of those enslaved. And also it protected their right to protest stupidly.

 

That's some shiitake police work ...

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...y-Reparations-Happy-Hour-Portland-Oregon.html

 

Ya, ok...

 

Racism is alive and well in the United States.

 

California City to Award Stipends — Up to $1K/Month — to Those Deemed Most Likely to Shoot Somebody