My dad taught me a few decades back that there are 3 things a man doesn't mess with. 1. Another man's wife. 2. Another man's children. 3. Another man's money. Over time I've added 2 more. 4. Any woman's plastic containers 5. A black woman's hair. And you say?
You don't tug on Superman's cape. You don't spit into the wind. You don't pull the mask of the old Lone Ranger. You don't mess around with Jim.
anything electrical. Not even doorbells or hardwired smoke alarms. F@ck, hire someone to change the damn remote batteries.