Daily dose of California stupid

I was listening to JRE with Remy Warren today and they were talking about Californians wanting to restore the Grizzly bear population. I knew there had to be a petition out there, and google didn’t disappoint.

https://www.thepetitionsite.com/633...e-grizzly-bears-to-californias-sierra-nevada/



The comments are priceless. I agree with Rogan’s idea to release them in San Francisco. One grizzly for every one of the 65k people who signed the petition should take care of that human population issue they have.

 

Is that Francis Ngannou? Nevermind, less scary.

 

Would be kinda funny watching a pack of gayboi's running for their life from a hungry Grizzly.

 

Running away from bears in SFO probably depends on the neighborhood. Running towards, well, again, neighborhoods.

 

John West Salmon is a classic!!

 

As opposed to what? The straight guys would stay to fight? This is dumber than the petition.

 

I think he's finding more humor in their Lamar-esque running style than whether or not straight guys would stand up and bitch slap a grizzly.

 

Clearly you've never seen The Revenant and/or heard The Ballad of Davy Crockett.

 

Wrong on both counts.

 

But they lose something when translated into French...

 

Im sure that's doctored but man, can you just IMAGINE!?!?! Talk about shitting the shorts!!!

That pic reminds me of a vid not so long ago of a mt. biker running into one and a chase ensues....

 

2002 Glacier National Park, where the ex was complaing about me wanting to stay at the KOA. (“Showers”) When we pull into the KOA, they have a ten foot chain link fence that starts at the road, and encircles the entire campground. She mentions the fence aloud, wondering WHY. I tell her it is to separate the people and bears.
Later in the week, we are riding our bicycles on “Going To The Sun” in the park, when I spot a large Bear eating berries on the west side of the road. I keep quiet as she is sweating the climb. At the turn around, I mention the ‘large bear in the berry bramble’ as we start back down the hill. As we get close I indicate the bears location, just as one of the tourist buses rolls up. They stop, and all of the windows all go down, with much shouting, which spooks the bear. Happy ending; he went up the hill.
She talked several times about how nice it was to have the showers in the campground ...

 

I was GSing with a crowd of other BMW goobs at the Georgia Mountain Rally back at the turn of the century. Ahead on the trail were 2 or 3 bear cubs running away. The other guys continued after them. But you've never seen an F650 Dakar turn 180° and head back up the trail spewing piss and shit faster than I did. There was no way in Nibelheim that I was gonna meet Mamma Bear that day. Whadda bunch of idtios.

 

Bear rape sounds the same in most languages.

 

Nuh-uh ...

Bear rape
le viol des ours

Not even close.

 

You obviously know nothing about animals, maaan. They just want to live in peace and harmony with humans maaan. Those cubs just wanted to play and cuddle maaan!!