My wife asked for a dishwasher to match our other kitchen appliances (which are white) for Christmas. I bought her a nice white dress and now she won't even speak to me. What did I do wrong!?
Maybe she's upset because she can't legitimately wear white? With women, who the hell knows what they're on about now?
Looks like the type that breaks down once a month for a week or so and is very expensive to maintain. But would make a great short term rental when necessary.
Oh, FFS... Have you tried the "Honey, of course i'll get you a dishwasher in the after Xmas sales, but I wanted this present to be personal" bullshit gambit? Oh, by the way, you're now also on the hook for a dishwasher...