Why NoVa is the worst place in the world.

The traffic is insane but I'll accept that south of LA and maybe Atlanta are as bad.
The people are horrible but we all know and hate people from Joisey and NYC more.
There's the cost of living but Maryland gets you almost $10 for a pack of smokes.
There's the weirdness factor but there's Florida and well, because Florida.

No, the reason it is the worst are the naked guy attacks! https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/...r-Dulles-International-Airport-463740643.html

That's like 8 miles from my house.

 

Even the rats down there are assholes. I went to wash my hands after delivering a decent mud monkey at a nicer hotel near downtown and saw a rat behind the trash can. That fucker looked at me like “go fuck yourself, this is my place!”

 

i was gonna say mostly the cops and the drivers, but that's your bad you didn't just come join us right across the river.

 

Morning, Dave.

 

Son of a bitch cut the dog...run around the highway nude and shit but as soon as you cut someone's dog I ain't stopping for ya.

 

I was just there this summer visiting my brother and stayed at the Hilton by Dulles it was cheaper than any other hotel around for some reason. Sure was nice though!

 

My sister and her husband lived in Alexandria for 15 years and finally had enough. They moved to Charlottesville and were much happier.

 

Leesburg sure was nice back in the 80s. I don't think I'd want to live there now though.

 

That is amazing.. when you make the decision that whatever activity it is your done is more effectively done without pants, well, you have issues then.

 

Wow. That’s considerably better than Chicago. My house to Ohare with no traffic is 45 minutes, full on rush hour it’s 2 hours at least.

 

Oh, the $40 toll on 66 for 9 miles of driving, I forgot that.

But naked guys riding trucks beats that.

 

Dave, always thought you were near old town Arlington for some reason. Moved from Woodbridge to Winchester recently, so local traffic is less, crazies are less, cops are more relaxed (in VA, WVa cops are nuts and they have $150+ minimum tickets for any moving violation [paid 171 for a ticket of 4MPH over, not a school/working/etc zone]) but Im still commuting to DC two days a week, born and raised in NOVA, but happy to be out.

 

You could only use those lanes previously during rush hour if you were HOV, they are still free for motorcycles and if you are HOV, and when its not rush hour if you are alone.

 

Well... shit.

 

Nah, Clifton area for me. Used to work in Arlington but 3 more months of that drive (and it was better then) I'd have been attacking cars and riding trucks while naked.

We flirted with Winchester for a bit this last summer but it just didn't jive. Still NoVa, just a bit cheaper.

How in the shit did you survive Woodbridge?

 

If you decide to live 20 miles or more away from your workplace, then that's your fault. Gripes my nerves when people complain about their commute and then you find out they live 1 hour away with no traffic.

 

I thought NoVa sucked because Santa's elf Crabbyballs lives there.

 

it's the weather.

people in the south get sunshine all year.

well, too much ain't good either. see FL threads...