The unofficial official "SMMFH" thread

Been exposed already

 

ha ha ha ha. Go Navy!

 

Geez, can't anybody take a joke anymore?
It was funny.

 

True, but now you can bitch about the goobermint waste of money without having to worry about a vacation enactment.

 

Having to explain to a child what a penis is. Oh the humanity!

 

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment...ows-minorities-seldom-involved-144156396.html

Its racist that these women are not being sexually harassed.

 

http://m.startribune.com/eden-prair...-firearm-inside-the-mall/459114903/?section=/

There's a firearm inside the mall every damn time I go in there.

 

Update!

Customer brought a gun in for repairs. Was told that store didn't do repairs. Customer left.

Fucking maroons.

 

Washington Post reporter caught plotting liberal agenda with billionaire George Soros - Fox News

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainmen...ral-agenda-with-billionaire-george-soros.html

 

Say it isn't so!...The Post in bed with George Soros? The beacon of fair and impartial reporting? What's next? MSNBC? Seriously, Most of these media outlets are owned by rich individuals (Fox too) that use them for their own purposes. Fair journalism is far down on the list of what's important to them.

 

That gun could have escaped from the case, fixed itself, loaded itself and shot the owner and and everyone in the mall.

 

It's unthinkable that anyone would be shocked by this.
WaPo has zero credibility these days.
They should just rename it We Hate Trump And His Ilk Post.

 

Employees of the month, or the week, or the store, or whatever man...

 

15 years in the poke-me for littering with bacon

Yeah, um, I think the punishment might be a wee bit extreme for the crime...

 

That's insane.
It was vandalism.

Did you see this shit?


Pyongyang on the Prairie


In Oklahoma this year, a Kafkaesque set of sealed motions, secret orders and closed-door hearings completely shut out a criminal defendant, his public defenders and the public. A trial judge served as handmaiden for the prosecutors, even failing to notify the defendant and his lawyers of the kangaroo court proceedings until after they had occurred.

The defendant, who is appealing his convictions and maintains his complete and actual innocence, was denied an opportunity to challenge the state's legal arguments for hiding information about a crime lab analyst's shoddy work on his case that could be exculpatory and key to his exoneration. His public defenders were also denied the opportunity to cross-examine witnesses -- all government employees from Oklahoma City and the Oklahoma City Police Department.

Welcome to Pyongyang on the Prairie.

The Oklahoma attorney general's office claims that the trial judge, Timothy Henderson, conducted an "exhaustive" review of the protected materials and "deeply explored" their contents with government witnesses who only represented the government's side of the story.

Don't worry, be happy, comrades.

Here's the thing: While the defendant was denied representation at the secret hearings, Oklahoma County Assistant District Attorney Gayland Gieger was allowed to enter the star chamber with an entire "team" of fellow prosecutors. (We only know this after two local TV journalists obtained video footage from a surveillance camera outside the hearing room.) In fact, the state attorney general divulged in one of the few unsealed court filings on the matter, Gieger "facilitated the District Court's inquiry by thoroughly examining those witnesses in an ex parte proceeding."

 

This is probably a better place to post this. Rumor has it libtards shamed this hot piece of ass into offing herself because she didn't want to do scenes with gay-4-pay actors.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/50835...orn-starlet-passes-away-her-husband-confirms/

 

Just the headline made me chuckle.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...lakes-damages-mental-health-say-young-people/

 

Damn snowflakes.

Snowflake. Snowflake. Snowflake. Snowflake. Snowflake. Snowflake. Snowflake. Snowflake. Snowflake. Snowflake. Snowflake. Snowflake. Snowflake. Snowflake. Snowflake. Snowflake. Snowflake. Snowflake. Snowflake. Snowflake. Snowflake. Snowflake. Snowflake. Snowflake. Snowflake. Snowflake. Snowflake. Snowflake. Snowflake. Snowflake. Snowflake. Snowflake.

 

Saw that yesterday. Fuggin’ snowflakes.

 

Hearing-impaired people tuning in to a news conference about the arrest of a suspected serial killer got a message of gibberish from an American Sign Language interpreter. - http://abc13.com/2743729/