Yeah..my Ex (Yes, I know..she's my EX wife, I get it) used to play the V-Card. I got it ALL the time before we got married, then I think it died on our wedding day. After two years of that shit, I was done ....Attitude is everything with me when it comes to that. Sexy is the attitude. So on the extremely rare occasion the Frigidaire between her legs defrosted and she decided to grace me with her golden royal V, I countered with "Nah...No thanks..I'm good." Take a bone away from a dog enough times, and eventually the dog doesn't want the bone anymore.
Nooo no no no no! You don't know what IMTPBRF means. You can't just say "OK" like you know what I said.
My old lady got that trick from reading children psychology books. If you give a kid a choice of tasks instead of asking if he wants to "pickup his toys", then he has no choice but to pick a chore and do it. Problem she uses that shit on me and it pisses me off to no end. "Do you want to do the dishes or walk the dog ?". I tried answering "I'm watching TV." but that didn't work goddammit.
Stupid of the books. The proper way to do it is give the child a chore and make them do it. One chore, no choices, no bullshit. Add unconditional love at all times and you have good happy kids.
The news this morning had a story about a restaurant with a kids menu that had 4 choices of meals. 1. I don't know 2. I don't care 3. I'm not hungry 4. I don't want that
