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Discussion in 'General' started by josh7owens, May 25, 2017.

  1. josh7owens

    josh7owens E-Kart Champ

    Why are you all talking about what you do in the race tracks shower? What ever happened to don't kiss and tell?
     
  2. josh7owens

    josh7owens E-Kart Champ

    Yea I'm 28 years young. So anything before about 1995 is non-existent to me.
     
  3. Venom51

    Venom51 John Deere Equipment Expert - Not really

    That's just for shit you're ashamed of when it happens.
     
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  4. josh7owens

    josh7owens E-Kart Champ

    Like fat bitches after a long night of drinking? Makes sense.
     
  5. Venom51

    Venom51 John Deere Equipment Expert - Not really

    What's wrong with lovin' a large one? You discriminate by size?
     
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  6. josh7owens

    josh7owens E-Kart Champ

    I'm a tall but smaller framed dude. 6'1" 168 lbs, it's a proportion ordeal issue for me. No hate on the dudes that like girls that frequent fast food joints, I just prefer the ones that are genetically petite and go to the gym a few days a week.

    You do you boo, you like it, I love it. Just not my thing.
     
  7. Venom51

    Venom51 John Deere Equipment Expert - Not really

    While I lack the vertical aptitude that you have achieved, in your rise to karting stardom, I suffer the same mass issues as you. Just remember she's never too big until you can't hear the stereo anymore when she's mustache riding.
     
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  8. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab AI Version

    You have painted an unpleasant picture.
     
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  9. Venom51

    Venom51 John Deere Equipment Expert - Not really

    The truth is not always palatable.
     
  10. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    I can't hear you.
     
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  11. bpro

    bpro Big Ugly Fat F*****

    Can J7O grow a mustache?
     
  12. Kelbor

    Kelbor Well-Known Member

    Just catching up on this one...Don't even want to know why you were searching for "Shit Show" on Wiki.


    You need to search "Poop Play" , "Cleveland Steamer", or even try some Asian fetish sites to find what you are looking for.
     
  13. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab AI Version

    Don't search poop play.
    Just don't.
     
  14. rd49

    rd49 Well-Known Member

    Hmmmmm

    [​IMG] vs [​IMG]
     
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  15. bitchcakes

    bitchcakes reluctant member

    Remember back when electric karting was still cool?
     
  16. t500racer

    t500racer Never Fails To Fail

    At least you didn't use your mom dying as an excuse...
     
  17. Kelbor

    Kelbor Well-Known Member

    Wait a second...I was totally operating under the assumption that you were not really sure who you were pegging as there were so many...Im all confused now. Dang.
     
  18. Kelbor

    Kelbor Well-Known Member

    I like you J7O but our relationship may be heading into a rough stretch the more you open that pie hole of yours...Plenty of successful gangsters, pimps, politicians, mafia members, swindlers, thief, and drug dealers would disagree with this one statement alone. Not to mention the multitude of other dumb ass stuff pouring off your fingers. You've moved to a 7 out of 10 in my hero book. Just sayin'.
     
  19. josh7owens

    josh7owens E-Kart Champ

    Brothers a cop. One of my friends is a cop. We're in the bussiness of making money electric Karting not breaking the law or killing people to prevent them from making it to "the track."

    Ya'll some undomesticated animals up in the beeb.
     
    Last edited: Aug 10, 2017
  20. Scotty87

    Scotty87 Lacks accountability

    Okay, I gotta admit you are handling this well. Nicely done. :crackup:
     
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