Living abroad

My thought exactly.

 

A baby ruth bar in a very big pool ....

 

Bruh

 

You still here??? GTFO!

 

Oh, man up and go eat your Velveeta.....

 

Having never went doo-doo in the water I have experience to draw from, but I don't think I could tread water and fire out a BM at the same time. In fact I know I couldn't.

 

I've heard stories of some sailors that would tie a line to the stern cleat, jump overboard, drop the kiddes off in the pool, and then pull themselves back aboard while sailing. Just like Waterworld.

 

This thread, like oh so many others, has gone to shit....

 

Bonus: Nobody told me there was a race today here Desert buggies and trucks. Fuckin' A. I've got an awesome view of it, shade and cervezas. Some pro vehicles, certainly. Wondered was was going on the last week or so. Guess guys were scoping the circuit.

Already took a shit, for that of you keeping score.

- jim

 

So I'm apparently overlooking the start line, which also happens to be the finish line. This totally doesn't suck. Three big trucks in first, bunch of buggies then the rest of the field coming through.

-jim

 

Are you charging for using the "faclities?"

 

Sounds like you fell in some shit and came out smelling like a rose.










See what I did there ?

 

Jealous, Got to love Mexico. Cool shit always seems to happen.

 

You're always welcome. I'll teach you how to cook.

-jim

 

Where do you shower at?

 

Who said he has?

 

I'm hoping and the question was to confirm that he is not a dirty, stinky, fort living, desert hippy.

 

Neighbors have a 10k liter cistern and a shower. I'll have a solar shower in a few days. I may be a hippie but I don't stink.

Neighbor is super cool. We went out plinking cans last night with his rifle. High end air one with a good scope, but I was killing cans from the second shot. Good times. "Real" guns down here are theoretically verboten. I just want some fresh rabbit for dinner.

Apologies to SpeedyE. Don't tell him about the raccoon I nearly speared this morning at 5am. Bastard ate halfway through a styrofoam cooler trying to get at my Tamales.

-jim

 

Stink is relative.

Beastiality is illegal in many countries. Surely you can find pleaseure with a willing human for just a few pesos.

 

Not desperate. At all. Bad pun.

-jim