If she tells you that she just can't get the other guy's cock out of her head...

Discussion in 'The Dungeon' started by jrsamples, Jun 25, 2017.

  1. jrsamples

    jrsamples Banned

  2. Pittenger5

    Pittenger5 Well-Known Member

    Long as she keeps his cock out of her naughty bits.
     
  3. beac83

    beac83 "My safeword is bananna"

    Interesting study. I wonder if there is any difference between those who spit and those who swallow?

    Also, does this affect receptive gay men as well?
     
  4. eggfooyoung

    eggfooyoung You no eat more!

    Tainted love... Oh oho oh...
     
  5. gapman789

    gapman789 Well-Known Member

    I asked my ex why she cheated on me and she flat out said to my face with a big grin and smirk..."He's a really good fuck".

    lol. And then I was so terrible in bed, she acted on her lezbo tendencies and got a girlfriend. I turned the girl gay. double lol.
     
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  6. eggfooyoung

    eggfooyoung You no eat more!

    Some things... ya just shouldn't post...
     
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  7. gapman789

    gapman789 Well-Known Member

    Well of course none of that is true.

    47 and single my whole life, and for damn good reason! A lot of streets named after me....one way.
     
  8. pickled egg

    pickled egg There is no “try”

    Shut your whore mouth! :mad:




    What would this place be without the inappropriate confessions? :Poke:
     
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  9. HPPT

    HPPT !!!

    Did you ask her how she could tell by just looking at him? Otherwise, how does she explain the first time? "He's a really good fuck" only answers the question "why did you keep cheating?"
     
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  10. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    Daaaaayum.
     
  11. pickled egg

    pickled egg There is no “try”

    Coulda been Mr. Supafuck was plowing that field before the ol' Gapper got there, and Susie Serta needed a decent lay again. :D
     
  12. SuddenBraking

    SuddenBraking The Iron Price

    Regarding the first time - he's a writer and his work kinda implied that he may be good in the sack.

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  13. Lawn Dart

    Lawn Dart Difficult. With a big D.

    This explains all the difficult women in my life.
     
  14. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    So he writes fiction.
     
  15. gapman789

    gapman789 Well-Known Member

    She cheated and she moved out last august after 8 yrs but we still hangout. Hell, we went riding all day sunday. She might have been at my house when i went to work this morning.

    Free Love 2017 !!!
     
  16. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    It ain't free.
     
  17. HPPT

    HPPT !!!

    You're saying that like this is news to anyone. Remember when we told you in your breakup threat that you clearly didn't want a clean break and would be sleeping with her soon enough? :D
     
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  18. gapman789

    gapman789 Well-Known Member

    Of course. And RB made a bet we'd be back together in 6 mos. been almost a year now and gettin back together sure as hell aint happening.
     
  19. Lawn Dart

    Lawn Dart Difficult. With a big D.

    Depends on the definition. I mean, sleeping at your house isn't exactly "moving on with your life." :D
     
  20. SPL170db

    SPL170db Trackday winner

    It was an accident the first time. I was just walking down the street and I tripped and landed on his schvantz :crackup:
     

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