You're assuming the gender of everyone reading this! TRIGGERED! (proper dungeon response, if you would have said good morning in general I would have just returned a good morning...but this is Thunderdome)
'sup Jase. How dare you call me a Gent. This morning I am identifying as an 18th century Mandinka warrior. The loincloth really got some curious glances when I got to work this morning.
Effin tree hugging, tofu eating, PETA loving, pot smokin effin hippies always try to tell people how to feel.