This is my machete. Fear it.

Was there a reason for including the ketchup bottle in the picture?

 

Shouldn't you be sleep or negotiating with a lot lizard for a happy ending?

 

Home time!

I have been up since 4:30 AM, but I only drove a few hundred miles this morning.

And I brought my truck home. I never realized just how big a transfer truck is until I parked in my driveway. It's huge.

 

So you get to sleep in your own bed tonight. Sweet!

 

Yep. Heading back out Tuesday morning.

 

He doesn't want to get spoiled. He'll sleep in the truck in the driveway

 

With or without the lot lizard?

 

Why is there snow in yer yard?

 

Looks like a Very old dogwood,or some type of coastal tree I'm not familiar with,but yeah its got a dead half.
Its a heavy metal tree..Probably has Vultures sleeping in it,and Obituary playing in the back ground..

 

They are waiting for the guy with the machete to slip up. They heard about the sawzall incident.

 

I played golf last weekend with a guy who runs a machete factory. He is the largest machete supplier for all of Africa.

 

Did he slice a lot?

 

I keep hearing you say "yer" with that German accent...tain't workin' Phil.

 

Ok.

 

Shut up.

 

It was an accident.

 

It's not. It's pea gravel. I've been landscaping.


And....your.

 

Dogwood is correct. It is a native tree that's been here long before the house was built in 1955.