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I bought a drone today, and crashed the shit out of it

Discussion in 'General' started by Metalhead, May 4, 2016.

  1. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    Went to Best Buy and bought a drone. Sumbitch cost me $500. NO...I did not tell the ol lady. Of course with my luck, they sent me an E-mail receipt and she saw it. She got mad as eff. I didn't care though, because, I had a new drone. And some beer.

    I made the younger child, the girl I think, take off on a bicycle up the road and I chased her with it. When I brought it back I misjudged the speed and crashed it into the house. Broke two props. The ol lady yelled like hell at me. Fortunately, it came with extra props so I fixed it. Then I crashed it into a telephone pole.

    Now I have to go buy more props.

    And beer.


    The end.
     
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  2. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    Unless you died in the crash I don't f@ckin' care.
     
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  3. caferace

    caferace No.

    Please tell me for 500 bones you got one with a video camera, and it's rolling.

    -jim
     
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  4. caferace

    caferace No.

    Gonna have ta go to Canada for that. Or hang out with a lawyer. :D

    -jim
     
  5. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    It does have a camera. Ain't figured out how to use it yet though. Shit's damn complicated. When I do figure it out though, the vids will be epic.
     
  6. Venom51

    Venom51 John Deere Equipment Expert - Not really

    Mind vomit....
     
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  7. backcountryme

    backcountryme Word to your mother.

    Metalhead's drone..... was shot down......over the Sea of Japan..... It spun in...... There were no survivors
     
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  8. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    Dude it'll only go a half mile.
     
  9. worthless

    worthless Well-Known Member

    :rtfrb:
     
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  10. caferace

    caferace No.

    What are you doing in Japan????

    -jim
     
  11. backcountryme

    backcountryme Word to your mother.

    He is kinda a big deal there
     
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  12. caferace

    caferace No.

    He musta been on some stoopid podcast.

    -jim
     
  13. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    I wondered why the ol lady's been walking behind me a lot.
     
  14. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    That was fun. We should do that again. I should be back stateside soon.:D
     
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  15. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    Okay, that was pretty damn witty. I bet it's lost. :D
     
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  16. RRP

    RRP Kinda Superbikey

    I give up, aimed for clever and missed by a mile...(and the intended thread).
     
  17. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    JU? He knows this place. He'd hire 52 midgets dressed as hot dogs to jump out of a fiat 500 and this place would be distracted for 4 months. :D
     
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  18. RRP

    RRP Kinda Superbikey

    You saw before I nuked it, didn't you?
     
  19. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    Me too.
     
  20. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    I thought it was pretty good. Not quite jesse ventura conspiracy level but pretty good. :)
     

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