People who lick their fingers before handing over money should DIAF

Yeah? No shit? What part did you move from?

No shit! Unimogs, freaky triple barrel boar shootin' guns and underberg.

 

The slightly less redneck part than Greenville SC.

 

Screw you meathead. I lick all my money before it goes in my wallet.

 

I handed you some cash a few years back for those tire warmers. Remember? How you feel now?

 

Buzzed. Not drunk. I am at GSP now.

Originally from Stuttgart . We don't have rednecks there. They are east. We rich.

 

Bitch, you're getting money in your hand. STFU and get out of the way so the next guy can pay for his Ring Dings without listening to your whiny ass.

 

You need a ride?

 

No no Mother effer. You lickin, I'm taking your beer and my twenty. Pff.

 

Like you bought beer...piss drinker

 

That's what I was thinking.

 

Did you wipe your butt with them before you handed them to me?

 

Nah. I'm good.

Thanks
Man!

 

Hell no. Don't want no convenience worker chick finger lickin skank getting near my boo boo. I'm delicate.

 

Ok.

 

Since we're on the subject, maybe we can actually done this into something useful. Can someone explain to me the licking of the fingers before throwing the football? Please don't even try to tell me it gives the quarterback a better grip. I have never thrown a football but I have a little experience with saliva.

 

I actually googled...technical answer, saliva slightly tacky, improve grip...best answer, to savor the sweet taste of greatness lolololol

 

It most certainly is for better grip. And we don't want to know your saliva experiences.

 

Yeah, that's bull. It's just another one of those things that became true because generation after generation believed it was true. It's like that black paint (I forget the actual name) under the eyes. Or the leg dangle.

edit: on the the saliva thing, I wasn't referring to what you do on lonely nights when you don't have to go to the plant. I meant I have licked my fingers before. It won't make and nonporous surface stickier.

 

Black paint works cuts glare...just like baseball hats have dark fabric under...try one with light fabric underneath and see the difference