Please bash my business...

I'm not certain whether I'm looking at a charity or a business.

 

I'm just trying to figure out what to click to order some Herbalife.

FYI: If you visit with Javascript disabled by default, not much there.

-jim

 

From what I'm gathering, they don't want you to know.
Evidently, if you can't unravel the puzzle, you aren't their target audience.

 

I can't begin to tell you how much your business sucks. I could I guess if the link worked. Having said that it's clear from the responses that even if the link worked I still may not have a clue what you do.

If I knew what you did though I could tell you how bad you sucked at it.

 

Whatever, those hoodies are the cats ass. They take 10 pounds off when you are on camera.

Seriously though I wasnt trying to be a dick, I seriously have no idea what you do.

 

Just speaking purely from a branding perspective, what i can assume is your mission statement conflicting with the name. STEALTHWORKS gives the impression of a clandestine entity. Dark, behind the scenes, etc.. And the spiderweb is, well a trap.

 

Good point, no, I'm not officially associated with the firm. We have counsel, the firm is our counsel's. Point is, if we need something done with legal, we have the hookup which still somewhat blows my mind.

 

Ha, no dickishness received! I will say that hoodie's seen its share of miles!

 

Sweet, welcome to the ride! It's gonna be interesting.

 

So, then, you're saying we're, perhaps, stealthy?

 

The site says "building about $30B in valuation" but a laptop and homeless guy seems about it.

The concept sounds interesting, and if I had a couple of good bowls plus some window pane might understand what's trying to be said.
Since all I have is some Bourbon, have no idea what the company is about.

If you guys figure it out, I have over 30 years in the computer hardware and networking might be able to help out. Just not sure at what.
OH, have several old laptops laying around.

 

I like the way you get to thinkin'.

 

I was looking for porn, didn't find it. Dissapointed

 

That KURVEYGIRL.COM will get you.

 

I'm not falling for that again!

 

So, I'm computer illiterate. Is one of your company's functions to provide help designing web sites? What is this "
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We are establishing the "Stealthworks Foundation".

Make a Donation →Not yet.

A clinton business model? Why do people want to donate to this foundation? Can you provide political muscle for me?

 

Stealthworks could get you into trouble with the government. I've seen similarly named businesses/domains get nice letters to politely change their name - or else. Just something to be aware of.

And yes, I checked out the site. Not sure what it is exactly.

 

The Foundation came from the fact that one of my mentees does not have wifi, I asked if Year Up has a general scholarship fund. Since I "am" now a business, I can associate a non-profit subsidiary. Plus, those of you who remember my father, [ugh, cannot thank some folks here enough for shutting up some assholes who tried to chase "false glory" for memorializing him] I'm creating the "Tough Times Don't Last Tough People Do" endowment so I can give money away in his memory to good causes. For part of what we're doing, it makes sense having a charitable trust associated with the business.

 

Thanks of the heads up. Legal is treating it the same as "Sanka" it's a neologism, a made-up word. Due to certain aspects of our history, I've already contacted Public Affairs at Lockheed Martin and asked for an endorsement for what we're doing. Thanks for the heads up Eddie, your thinking is on point with this one.

 

Marketing is comms. Comms is meaning making. You've deliberately chosen words that have no clear meaning and force the reader to interpret that which you don't want to say, or ostracise them through your erudite but unnecessary use of vernacular, geddit. That sucks on both levels. But its your gig, good luck with it.