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Discussion in 'The Dungeon' started by cortezmachine, Sep 16, 2014.

  1. ped

    ped Banned

  2. cortezmachine

    cortezmachine Banned


    I am.

    No I don't teach her about it but I would be open to discussion if she asked or showed signs leaning that way. I have read the satanic bible and I feel like (most of) it's teachings are far more in tune with modern society than other abrahamic religions. A very common misconception is that satanists worship the devil. They do not. Laveyan satanists are atheists who believe in the self. The representation of satan/baphomet just serves as a symbolic antethesis to religious dogma.

    "There is no heaven of glory bright, and no hell where sinners roast. Here and now is our day of torment! Here and now is our day of joy! Here and now is our opportunity! Choose ye this day, this hour, for no redeemer liveth!"
     
    Last edited: Sep 16, 2014
  3. Fencer

    Fencer Well-Known Member

    +1
     
  4. t500racer

    t500racer Never Fails To Fail

  5. ton

    ton Arf!

    absolutely in favor. i'd actually like to see at least semester's worth of theology mandatory in history classes. in depth discussion of all the world's major religions, including some of the reactionary ones like Satanism, FSM, Scientology, etc.
     
  6. Jed

    Jed mellifluous

    Comparative religion is a fantastic subject. One of my favorites in college actually.

    That and ancient satire.
     
  7. Tristan

    Tristan Well-Known Member

    Just needs the soundtrack addition of a few 2 strokes being "tuned" and an unmuffled SRX being started with rollers...:D
     
  8. intrcptrrdr

    intrcptrrdr Well-Known Member

    This made me laugh out loud.

    What Nazif said.
     
  9. XFBO

    XFBO Well-Known Member

    Yea, that's not exactly what I was hinting at when I made that remark.

    I, too, think it'd be a good lesson to teach them the different types of faith out there, including the screwball types.
     
  10. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab AI Version

    Maybe after they teach them to read and add.
     
  11. XFBO

    XFBO Well-Known Member

    :D

    I dunno when that is anymore with this common core crap.
     
  12. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab AI Version

    Common Core.
    I'm glad my kids are out of school. If past experience is any indicator, I'd be making a huge pain in the ass of myself down at the school.
     
  13. XFBO

    XFBO Well-Known Member

    You don't know the half of it, I was pretty good in the math dept. back in my school days. My 10yo comes into my office with a math problem yesterday that made no freaking sense whatsoever, working nights suck and I always seem to be in a fog these days but damn if that math problem had ZERO value in teaching and in her future life. :D
     
  14. cortezmachine

    cortezmachine Banned

    Now that's funny.
     
  15. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck


    I heard of one religion that believes that a cosmic Jewish zombie who is his own father committed ritual suicide so that his followers could symbolically eat his flesh and drink his blood, which would absolve them of a stain of sin that was placed on each of their souls when a talking snake convinced a rib-woman to eat an apple.

    There's definitely some screwball shit out there.
     
  16. Shyster d'Oil

    Shyster d'Oil Gerard Frommage

    I hope my iPad is thru-the-nose coffee proof! :crackup:
     
  17. XFBO

    XFBO Well-Known Member

    Ok, I'll admit that was funny.
     
  18. Wingnut

    Wingnut Well-Known Member

    :stupid:
     
  19. cortezmachine

    cortezmachine Banned

    Don't try to pass that shit of as your own :p
     
  20. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    Plagiarism is the sincerest form of flattery. :D
     

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