My kid is potty trained

WOOT...it's been a month since we've used a diaper...he even sleeps through the night without one! WOOT!


So Dern...you ready for your spawn to get here and start down that 2-3 year trip of dirty diapers, and smells that could gag a homeless hooker needing a fix?

I'm looking forward to your pain.

 

How old is he? Isn't he kind of old to just get there now?

 

Well, he's just weened...

 

Damn y'all are harsh.

 

Yeah, now teach him some accuracy. I've got a 14 year old that can't seem to shoot straight.

 

Bowl of cheerios on the back of the toilet. Give him something to drop in and aim for. :up:

 

We did that with him to try and potty train him and he freaked out that his snack was getting thrown in the toilet. He loves to eat. He's 14, 6'1" 220lbs.

I should have to explain how to aim in the pot anymore.

 

Sounds like if you try to correct him too much, he may be able to beat your ass.

 

I wouldn't think so either, but based on your previous post, it didn't take too well the first time. If at first you don't succeed ...

 

He can't do that.....yet

We live in the woods. I told him to go outside.

 

I intend to be deported. You taxpayers can pay for my precious fuckling's ass-emissions.

 

Seriously though.... How old is he? My almost 3 year old could care less about using the potty. He wakes up with a shit diaper and will just try to sit down at the table for breakfast. Not cool dude.

Edit: He will pee in the potty when do all but throw him a parade. The day care taught the boys to stand over the potty and put their hands on the wall. Kinda like getting arrested LAPD style but it keeps the acorn at a downward angle.

 

Ok, here's how I did it with my boys. I'd go outside on the back porch and tell the kids to watch this... then I'd piss off the porch. They thought it was hilarious. After a week or so, I told them... you try. They would then piss off the back porch. I then told them if they had to pee, just go pee off the back porch... and they did.

After a few weeks of porch pissing, I told them to watch this, and I pissed in the toilet and told them, "See, just like the back porch. You try." They tried and kept doing it. They still piss ouside off the back porch about half the time, but hell, so do I.

With the pooping, I told them to just poop in the toilet. They did.

 

Jeez, Ted Kaczynski, you've now the Unapisser.

 

i dont know what it is with kids and the toilet. my 4 y/o has been trained awhile now. hell he can even wipe his own ass. last night he goes to poop, soon to follow is my 18 month old girl, i guess to watch. two minutes go by, i hear laughing from both. this cant be good. i go in, only to find they have thrown all his clothes, and the entire roll of toilet paper in the bowl. WTF?

 

WTF? because it's funny.

 

Folks do this in state prison all the time.

 

That's just what I was thinking.

 

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