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I'm getting old... WTF

Discussion in 'General' started by Hyperdyne, Oct 22, 2007.

  1. Hyperdyne

    Hyperdyne Indy United SBK

    I realized today at 31, that despite all attempts, I am getting old.

    1. My Guns n Roses, Motley Crue, and Metallica is now considered "Classic Rock" by the local DJ.

    2. Ok, ear hair... Really? OH COME ONE!! Gray Hair!?!?!

    3. "Stay off my grass", "Turn the bass down there are kids sleeping", "I have how much in my 401K?" were all statements I mae within the last month.

    4. The thought of getting a girl pregnant actually made me smile instead of thinking my life was over...



    Am I alone? What the hell happened??? :(
     
  2. Spyderchick

    Spyderchick Leather Goddess

    Yeah, well, you aren't within spitting distance of getting your AARP card, youngster, so get used to it.:Poke: :D
     
  3. Cliffy

    Cliffy Well-Known Member

    LOL, at 30 I listen to "modern classic rock" on XM 49
    The ear hair thing is really a PITA, quite annoying, and nose hair also grows at an alarming rate, and sadly I think I'm thinning not going gray.
    As for the children thing they really don't look all that bad!
     
  4. melanie

    melanie not a dude

    You are not officially allowed to say "stay off my lawn" until age 35. Stop aging yourself prematurely. Everything else, however, sounds about right.
     
  5. gixer1100

    gixer1100 CEREAL KILLER

    boy and i thought i was the only one....lol, the hair especially... i believe i am in denial on much of it, but crap if i havent been doin a lot of thinkin about those very things lately, yet at other points i dont feel a day different than i did at 17, wierd.
     
  6. Photo_Chick

    Photo_Chick Leo's Wench!

    My husband has finally got his AARP card! Not too far off for me. Luckily my hair is light so it's hard to see the grays that are coming in. And yes, all my heavy metal fav's are now oldies!
     
  7. Hater

    Hater Well-Known Member

    You will really feel old once you have children and find yourself saying things to them that your parents used to say.

    "Because I said so, that's why!"
     
  8. jmanley

    jmanley Well-Known Member

    Gray hair is still hair. enjoy it while you can.
     
  9. panthercity

    panthercity Thread Killa

    You will really feel old once you have grandchildren and find yourself saying things to them that your parents used to say to your kids.

    "This isn't your mom's house, have another cookie!"
     
  10. dtalbott

    dtalbott Driving somewhere, hauling something.

    I remember 31............
     
  11. Photo_Chick

    Photo_Chick Leo's Wench!

    HAHAHA, I like that one!
     
  12. Hyperdyne

    Hyperdyne Indy United SBK

    Statements I have made within the last 6 months.

    1. I can't go. I promised my wife I wouldn't crash before the wedding.
    2. I wish it would rain. My flowers and tomatoes are dying.
    3. You paid how much for those shoes?
     
  13. Photo_Chick

    Photo_Chick Leo's Wench!

    Statements I've made in the last month:

    Honey, I really want a smoker for Christmas
    Does anyone know how to can Chili's?
    Shifter Karts? Yeah, I'll do it.
    You've had the ice pack long enough, it's my turn
     
  14. Jugglenutz

    Jugglenutz Well-Known Member

    31...foooogiiiee

    Look on the bright side..they don't have a scale large enough to count how old Acree is yet :D
     
  15. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    Damn skippy there ya snot nosed punk.
     
  16. dtalbott

    dtalbott Driving somewhere, hauling something.

    Just think; a few more years, and your age will match Lever's IQ. :D
     
  17. Hyperdyne

    Hyperdyne Indy United SBK

    I will say however, I do not use the following terms...

    Davenport
    Dungarees
    Motor Sickle
     
  18. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    I passed that 5 years ago.
     
  19. dtalbott

    dtalbott Driving somewhere, hauling something.


    You're 45 already?
     
  20. Jugglenutz

    Jugglenutz Well-Known Member


    They don't measure IQ in centuries Talbott:Poke:
     

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