I realized today at 31, that despite all attempts, I am getting old. 1. My Guns n Roses, Motley Crue, and Metallica is now considered "Classic Rock" by the local DJ. 2. Ok, ear hair... Really? OH COME ONE!! Gray Hair!?!?! 3. "Stay off my grass", "Turn the bass down there are kids sleeping", "I have how much in my 401K?" were all statements I mae within the last month. 4. The thought of getting a girl pregnant actually made me smile instead of thinking my life was over... Am I alone? What the hell happened???
Yeah, well, you aren't within spitting distance of getting your AARP card, youngster, so get used to it.
LOL, at 30 I listen to "modern classic rock" on XM 49 The ear hair thing is really a PITA, quite annoying, and nose hair also grows at an alarming rate, and sadly I think I'm thinning not going gray. As for the children thing they really don't look all that bad!
You are not officially allowed to say "stay off my lawn" until age 35. Stop aging yourself prematurely. Everything else, however, sounds about right.
boy and i thought i was the only one....lol, the hair especially... i believe i am in denial on much of it, but crap if i havent been doin a lot of thinkin about those very things lately, yet at other points i dont feel a day different than i did at 17, wierd.
My husband has finally got his AARP card! Not too far off for me. Luckily my hair is light so it's hard to see the grays that are coming in. And yes, all my heavy metal fav's are now oldies!
You will really feel old once you have children and find yourself saying things to them that your parents used to say. "Because I said so, that's why!"
You will really feel old once you have grandchildren and find yourself saying things to them that your parents used to say to your kids. "This isn't your mom's house, have another cookie!"
Statements I have made within the last 6 months. 1. I can't go. I promised my wife I wouldn't crash before the wedding. 2. I wish it would rain. My flowers and tomatoes are dying. 3. You paid how much for those shoes?
Statements I've made in the last month: Honey, I really want a smoker for Christmas Does anyone know how to can Chili's? Shifter Karts? Yeah, I'll do it. You've had the ice pack long enough, it's my turn
31...foooogiiiee Look on the bright side..they don't have a scale large enough to count how old Acree is yet