I hate crutches

[schwantzmobile]

Crutches negate the born advantage males have to urinate.
Crutch tips become tiny little suction cups that stick to highly polished flooring, making it impossible to sneak up on cats that are sleeping on dinner tables.
Crutches have no sidewall traction on wet highly polished flooring.
Crutches will always find the only piece of clothing on the floor to entwine itself in.
Crutches will always fall down when leaned against anything.
Crutch tips are specifically designed to fit in elevator door slots.
Crutch tips can not be removed from elevator door slots once inserted.
Crutches will allow you to make coffee, but will not allow you to move the coffee once poured.
Crutch handles are made from dildo rubber…someone told me this.


[This message has been edited by schwantzmobile (edited 03-16-2001).]

[footwork]

so I guess you are dying to let us know what happened-

[schwantzmobile]

Binned there, done that... http://www.wera.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[SteveBell]

Byron,

Heal up man! Try the link to my "review" of my wheelchair! Hope it works!
http://www.wera.com/ubb/Forum1/HTML/000404.html

Steve

[Diesel]

Originally posted by schwantzmobile:
[B]Crutches will always find the only piece of clothing on the floor to entwine itself in.
Crutches will always fall down when leaned against anything.
... Crutch handles are made from dildo rubber…someone told me this.
B]

ROTFLMAO!!

Too funny!

An injury can really make you feel as though your guardian angel is either snoozing or has a mean and twisted sense of humor.

So the handles you were mentioning...

... are they made from new dildo rubber or is it recycled?

[schwantzmobile]

Originally posted by Diesel:
ROTFLMAO!!

So the handles you were mentioning...

... are they made from new dildo rubber or is it recycled?


They don't have "pleasure ribs" or anything but I think I saw a Doc Johnson logo on them. http://www.wera.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[schwantzmobile]

Originally posted by SteveBell:
Byron,

Heal up man! Try the link to my "review" of my wheelchair! Hope it works!
http://www.wera.com/ubb/Forum1/HTML/000404.html

Steve

That's funny dude!!!
Thanks for all your best wishs too.
Byron
Oh! forgot, I went to Sam's Club with the family last weekend and they had those electric riding carts, acceleration is measured in days not seconds, but they are silent, allowing you to take the legs out from underneath wives and daughters when their backs are turned.

[This message has been edited by schwantzmobile (edited 03-19-2001).]