TZ925
03-20-2003, 05:00 PM
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With all of this talk of impending war, many of us will encounter
> "Peace
> > Activists" who will try and convince us that we must refrain from
> > retaliating against the ones who terrorized us all on September 11,
> 2001,
> > and those who support terror.
> >
> > These activists may be alone or in a gathering.....most of us don't
> know
> > how to react to them. When you come upon one of these people, or one of
> > their rallies, here are the proper rules of etiquette:
> >
> > 1. Listen politely while this person explains their views. Strike up a
> > conversation if necessary and look very interested in their ideas. They
> > will tell you how revenge is immoral, and that by attacking the people
> who
> > did this to us, we will only bring on more violence. They will probably
> > use many arguments, ranging from political to religious to
> humanitarian.
> >
> > 2. In the middle of their remarks, without any warning, punch them in
> > the nose.
> >
> > 3. When the person gets up off of the ground, they will be very angry
> > and they may try to hit you, so be careful.
> >
> > 4. Very quickly and calmly remind the person that violence only brings
> > about more violence and remind them of their stand on this matter. Tell
> > them if they are really committed to a nonviolent approach to
> undeserved
> > attacks, they will turn the other cheek and negotiate a solution. Tell
> > them they must lead by example if they really believe what they are
> > saying.
> >
> > 5. Most of them will think for a moment and then agree that you are
> > correct.
> >
> > 6. As soon as they do that, hit them again. Only this time hit them
> > much harder. Square in the nose.
> >
> > 7. Repeat steps 2-5 until the desired results are obtained and the
> > idiot realizes how stupid of an argument he/she is making.
> >
> > 8. There is no difference in an individual attacking an unsuspecting
> > victim or a group of terrorists attacking a nation of people. It is
> > unacceptable and must be dealt with. Perhaps at a high cost.
> >
> > We owe our military a huge debt for what they are about to do for us
> and
> > our children. We must support them and our leaders at times like these.
> We
> > have no choice. We either strike back, VERY HARD, or we will keep
> getting
> > hit in the nose.
> >
> > Lesson over, class dismissed
>
With all of this talk of impending war, many of us will encounter
> "Peace
> > Activists" who will try and convince us that we must refrain from
> > retaliating against the ones who terrorized us all on September 11,
> 2001,
> > and those who support terror.
> >
> > These activists may be alone or in a gathering.....most of us don't
> know
> > how to react to them. When you come upon one of these people, or one of
> > their rallies, here are the proper rules of etiquette:
> >
> > 1. Listen politely while this person explains their views. Strike up a
> > conversation if necessary and look very interested in their ideas. They
> > will tell you how revenge is immoral, and that by attacking the people
> who
> > did this to us, we will only bring on more violence. They will probably
> > use many arguments, ranging from political to religious to
> humanitarian.
> >
> > 2. In the middle of their remarks, without any warning, punch them in
> > the nose.
> >
> > 3. When the person gets up off of the ground, they will be very angry
> > and they may try to hit you, so be careful.
> >
> > 4. Very quickly and calmly remind the person that violence only brings
> > about more violence and remind them of their stand on this matter. Tell
> > them if they are really committed to a nonviolent approach to
> undeserved
> > attacks, they will turn the other cheek and negotiate a solution. Tell
> > them they must lead by example if they really believe what they are
> > saying.
> >
> > 5. Most of them will think for a moment and then agree that you are
> > correct.
> >
> > 6. As soon as they do that, hit them again. Only this time hit them
> > much harder. Square in the nose.
> >
> > 7. Repeat steps 2-5 until the desired results are obtained and the
> > idiot realizes how stupid of an argument he/she is making.
> >
> > 8. There is no difference in an individual attacking an unsuspecting
> > victim or a group of terrorists attacking a nation of people. It is
> > unacceptable and must be dealt with. Perhaps at a high cost.
> >
> > We owe our military a huge debt for what they are about to do for us
> and
> > our children. We must support them and our leaders at times like these.
> We
> > have no choice. We either strike back, VERY HARD, or we will keep
> getting
> > hit in the nose.
> >
> > Lesson over, class dismissed
>