charles
11-28-2006, 02:05 PM
What in blazes is going on up in Wisconsin, Land of Cheese and the Green Bay
Packers?...wait, maybe I shouldn't write that...anyway, according to the
website 'smoking gun.com', Bryan James Hathaway, age 20, was caught
having sex with a ...errr...no way around this, a dead deer! Yep, and all this in scenic Douglas County, Wisconsin! His legal mouthpiece asked the court to dismiss the charges because his paramour was dead...well, you can read it for yourselves...a few things come to mind:
1. If you live in Wisconsin, bring in your Badgers.
2. Was the deer a buck or a doe?
3. Should it matter if the deer is dead?
4. Did Bryan stupidly have unprotected sex?
5. Don't ever die in Wisconsin!
The very thought of this is staggering!
Packers?...wait, maybe I shouldn't write that...anyway, according to the
website 'smoking gun.com', Bryan James Hathaway, age 20, was caught
having sex with a ...errr...no way around this, a dead deer! Yep, and all this in scenic Douglas County, Wisconsin! His legal mouthpiece asked the court to dismiss the charges because his paramour was dead...well, you can read it for yourselves...a few things come to mind:
1. If you live in Wisconsin, bring in your Badgers.
2. Was the deer a buck or a doe?
3. Should it matter if the deer is dead?
4. Did Bryan stupidly have unprotected sex?
5. Don't ever die in Wisconsin!
The very thought of this is staggering!